My husband and I spent most of yesterday in the truck (we bought a new to us camper, woo hoo) and did a lot of listening to Christmas music, cause, tis the season! Got me thinking about how there are Redneck Twelve Days of Christmas (heard that one yesterday) and no doubt plenty of other versions.
One I haven’t heard is the Twelve Horsey Days of Christmas, so I’ll give it a whirl (some poetic license involved here)
On the first day of Christmas, my husband gave to me:
A Horse Farm with Indoor Arena
On the second day of Christmas, my husband gave to me:
Two horse Trailers and A Horse Farm with Indoor Arena
On the third day of Christmas, my husband gave to me:
Three run in sheds, two horse trailers and a Horse Farm with Indoor Arena
On the fourth day of Christmas, my husband gave to me:
Four new paddocks, Three run in sheds, two horse trailers and a Horse Farm with Indoor Arena
On the Fifth Day of Christmas, my husband gave to me:
Five Golden Mares
Four new paddocks, Three run in sheds, two horse trailers and a Horse Farm with Indoor Arena
On the Sixth Day of Christmas, my husband gave to me:
Six brand new saddles, Five Golden Mares, Four new paddocks, Three run in sheds, two horse trailers and a Horse Farm with Indoor Arena
On the Seventh Day of Christmas, my husband gave to me:
Seven Stallion’s semen, Six brand new saddles, Five Golden Mares, Four new paddocks, Three run in sheds, two horse trailers and a Horse Farm with Indoor Arena
On the Eighth day of Christmas, my husband gave to me:
Eight Weekend Clinics, Seven Stallion’s semen, Six brand new saddles, Five Golden Mares, Four new paddocks, Three run in sheds, two horse trailers and a Horse Farm with Indoor Arena
On the Ninth Day of Christmas, my husband gave to me:
Nine tractor add ons, Eight Weekend Clinics, Seven Stallion’s semen, Six brand new saddles, Five Golden Mares, Four new paddocks, Three run in sheds, two horse trailers and a Horse Farm with Indoor Arena
On the Tenth Day of Christmas, my husband gave to me:
Ten Weekends Riding, Nine tractor add ons, Eight Weekend Clinics, Seven Stallion’s semen, Six brand new saddles, Five Golden Mares, Four new paddocks, Three run in sheds, two horse trailers and a Horse Farm with Indoor Arena
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, my husband gave to me:
Eleven bags of horse feed, Ten Weekends Riding, Nine tractor add ons, Eight Weekend Clinics, Seven Stallion’s semen, Six brand new saddles, Five Golden Mares, Four new paddocks, Three run in sheds, two horse trailers and a Horse Farm with Indoor Arena
And on the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my husband gave to me:
Twelve bales of horse hay, Eleven bags of horse feed, Ten Weekends Riding, Nine tractor add ons, Eight Weekend Clinics, Seven Stallion’s semen, Six brand new saddles, Five Golden Mares, Four new paddocks, Three run in sheds, two horse trailers and a Horse Farm with Indoor Arena
Santa Claus, you got nothing on my honey!